focus-ratings-mornoing newsGood morning...

Even though both of our Diamonds and Gold selections let us down...

It was still a nice day, yesterday...

There were 24 rated races yesterday.

In 1 of those races, the top rated horse was a non-runner.

From the remaining 23 races, 6 were won by a top rated horse.

This equates to a strike rate of 26.09%

33.65 points (to ISP) were returned to the 23 points staked.

This equates to a POI (Profit on Investment) of 46.30%

Of course, this was largely helped by Cooldine Bog, the 12/1 winner (20.22 BSP) in the 15:50 at Cork.

Diamonds and Gold

Carlisle - 13:00 - Storm Control - 0

Cork - 13:35 - Percy Veer - 5th

Something to make you smile...

A Few Laughs

Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.

After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

No one ever says, "It's only a game," when their team is winning.

I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: "CHECKOUT TIME IS 18"

"If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?"

Why do we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?"

Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was... surrounded by trees and bushes.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.

The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years .... then we met.

Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.

Sign in pet store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?

I see your IQ test results were negative.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

Have a great day's racing!

As always...

My kindest regards



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